If quarantine has taught us anything, it’s the value of a solid wine collection.
But even when we aren’t social distancing, wine gets us through pretty much anything. Whether it’s Cabernet, Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc or whatever else you’ve got in store, these are all the captions you’ll need to display your next-level assortment?✨.
For any and every Zoom wine night:
“Wine a little, laugh a lot.” —Unknown
For when you’ve sampled a few too many from your stash:
“Gone with the wine.” —Unknown
When you need an excuse for your current drunken state:
“Everything happens for a Riesling.” —It’s All Chic to Me
For when you need a glass to accompany your Bachelor marathon:
“Will you accept this rosé?” —Unknown
For an ‘every last drop counts’ post:
“You can’t sip with us.” —Unknown
Just after your inner Martha Stuart emerges and you whip up dessert with your beverage:
“I’m currently on cloud wine.” —Unknown
For the times you’re definitely not sipping wine on the clock:
“Working nine to wine.” —Unknown
For turning off the news and going full hermit mode:
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” —Rumi
